It’s time to take a look around

To those who hold St. Reagan with such high regard on one hand, while at the same time, saying that Obama is singlehandedly destroying ‘MeriCUH (even though it is Congress who can’t seem to do their fucking jobs or get a damn bill passed over these past six years and it was the Supreme Court […]

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Jesus and Betty

After I parked next to this vehicle and got out, I was assaulted with a plethora of bad window decals.  Immediately, I wondered “Does this mean Jesus loves Betty Boop?” According to the stickers this giant SUV he does…although it kind of looks like maybe he’s just looking down on old Betty and thinking to himself “Jesus […]

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My pee got scared!

A few weeks ago, I had to take a pee test to check for drugs in my system.  No, I’m not on probation (to some of you and yours surprise, I am sure). Rather, I recently received a stellar offer to relocate to Portland and part of the company’s pre-employment screening process involves a background check […]

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