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EFF Mary Poppins!

A few weeks ago, I watched our neighbors’ place while they were out of town for the week.  They have a cute little cat, whom I was in charge of feeding twice a day.  Not really that difficult since I have a fur farm of my own, so when they returned they were happy that […]

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That Wascaly Wabbit!

My Wednesday evenings are typically set aside for yoga and wine.  I have tried it this combination in reverse a time or two and I can honestly say that Vino and Vinyasa is not a good combination – Lululemon really should be sued for false advertising…..and not just for their see-through yoga pants either….do people […]

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Duval Ditty

Yes, this is where I live….thank the lord it’s not where I am from.  Education has been cut back so badly, that kids only go to school for half a day – this video is a testament to that.  And sadly, in the news this week, they are shutting down 6 more libraries in Duval […]

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Bubblegum Pink Uniforms!

So, as I am driving to the gym today, I see this dude in a bubblegum pink t-shirt standing right outside the jail  (no lie, but didn’t get a pic either, damn it!).  Let me back up a minute….I live downtown, about a mile away from the Springfield ‘hood.  Right. By. The. Jail.  In the morning, […]

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Pimpin Update!

It has been awhile since I posted some of the fine automobiles you will see in my ‘hood, so here are a few to entertain you on this gorgeous first day of May, which I hear isn’t so gorgeous out west.  While you are all getting snow, we are reveling in the 80-degree weather.  My […]

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The Jump Out Boyz Are Back!

Until recently, I hadn’t ever heard much from the people who would frequent the apartment on the side of the house next door.  I have come to learn, however, that they are not much better than the dudes living in the unit in the back.  Thursday night, they made the mistake of screwing the wrong crackhead out of […]

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The Battle at the Border

This past weekend, J-ville played host to the epic battle between University of Florida Gators and the University of Georgia Bulldogs.  This rivalry dates back some 90+ years and is one of the few rivalry games that still get hosted at a neutral site.  In fact, J-ville has been the home of this game since 1933.  People start arriving in town […]

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It’s Friday!

And you ain’t got no job…and you ain’t got shit to do!  Oh wait……I recently landed a REAL job! That’s right, a J-O-B. Job!  Now, this job allows me to work from home, make my own hours and be own boss, which is pretty much what I have been doing for the past year and pretty much […]

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