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Recent text thread between S and me – he was supposed to take me to a doctor appointment, but Agreement #3 says “Don’t Make Assumptions”.  Well….I assumed he was taking me, once I got home and he assumed he was picking me up from work and taking me to the doctor. S: I’m on my […]

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Yin and Yang

Last weekend I woke up groggy from two days straight of all grey clouds with no rain to speak of. What the hell is the point of clouds without rain anyway, I ask?!  Who knows, but it left me dragging ass all damn day. Fortunately, or unfortunately, we had to go to the grocery store. Once […]

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Jazz for Jesus

S and I have been trying to explore the city as much as possible since we moved. He’s much better at it than I am, however. He’s still not working – because they want people to have a Masters Degree to qualify for jobs like waiting tables. Wouldn’t your parents be so happy to know […]

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Jesus and Betty

After I parked next to this vehicle and got out, I was assaulted with a plethora of bad window decals.  Immediately, I wondered “Does this mean Jesus loves Betty Boop?” According to the stickers this giant SUV he does…although it kind of looks like maybe he’s just looking down on old Betty and thinking to himself “Jesus […]

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My pee got scared!

A few weeks ago, I had to take a pee test to check for drugs in my system.  No, I’m not on probation (to some of you and yours surprise, I am sure). Rather, I recently received a stellar offer to relocate to Portland and part of the company’s pre-employment screening process involves a background check […]

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Tem-uh-COOL-uh!

Recently, my baby brother got married.  His partner is a lovely woman – smart, sassy, good taste, beautiful, and gives my brother a solid run for his money.  She possesses all of the qualities one could hope for when being an overly judgmental sister, 10 years his elder, and I really like her alot!  They […]

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Fair Trade

Poor S got conned into dog sitting again this weekend….by me…..HA!  Our friends went out of town, so we watched their obnoxious little terrier-mix, named Riley.  Okay, truthfully….Riley’s not really that obnoxious….only when the doorbell rings and he barks his head off, or he has to walk outside, on a leash and he tries to kick […]

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