Jacksonville

Pimpin Update!

It has been awhile since I posted some of the fine automobiles you will see in my ‘hood, so here are a few to entertain you on this gorgeous first day of May, which I hear isn’t so gorgeous out west.  While you are all getting snow, we are reveling in the 80-degree weather.  My […]

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The Jump Out Boyz Are Back!

Until recently, I hadn’t ever heard much from the people who would frequent the apartment on the side of the house next door.  I have come to learn, however, that they are not much better than the dudes living in the unit in the back.  Thursday night, they made the mistake of screwing the wrong crackhead out of […]

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The Battle at the Border

This past weekend, J-ville played host to the epic battle between University of Florida Gators and the University of Georgia Bulldogs.  This rivalry dates back some 90+ years and is one of the few rivalry games that still get hosted at a neutral site.  In fact, J-ville has been the home of this game since 1933.  People start arriving in town […]

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It’s Friday!

And you ain’t got no job…and you ain’t got shit to do!  Oh wait……I recently landed a REAL job! That’s right, a J-O-B. Job!  Now, this job allows me to work from home, make my own hours and be own boss, which is pretty much what I have been doing for the past year and pretty much […]

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Hell in a hand basket

As we were driving home from a double baby shower the other night, my mom reminded me that I am NOT to drink the water down here.  I kept trying to explain to her how babies are made, but she just doesn’t quite get it.  Given this, it’s amazing that I don’t have a litter of siblings.  […]

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Jump out Boyz!

People often ask me what there is to do for entertainment in Jacksonville.  For the most part, I would say there is a whole lot of nothing….. Jacksonville is a sleepy town that just recently came to the realization may no longer be living in the era of segregation and inequality, yet they seem to be having a hard […]

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Bike Rescue, Call 911!

AnDre and I went to save a bike from certain demise – a cruiser to be exact!  We had seen it decomposing the night before while celebrating my birthday at a restaurant on the beach (and for those of you who know when that is – yes, it has taken me THAT long to write this post…..).  I […]

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Workin’ for the Man!

I have been working for the man across the street for several days now. It has become increasingly apparent that His and Her Jackassholiness are completely indecisive and nothing seems to ever run on schedule with this project.  Thus, I have decided to continue to drive alone in the mornings. I generally take my sweet ass time and don’t leave the […]

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Me llamo es Jose

I have started working recently for my mom’s neighbor part-time.  As a contractor, he does quite a bit of home improvement work here in the area.  Since I also know he is reading this, I will keep it nicey nice.  The short of it……his work style is much different from mine…..it is a disaster!  You […]

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