Jacksonville

Jesus and Betty

After I parked next to this vehicle and got out, I was assaulted with a plethora of bad window decals.  Immediately, I wondered “Does this mean Jesus loves Betty Boop?” According to the stickers this giant SUV he does…although it kind of looks like maybe he’s just looking down on old Betty and thinking to himself “Jesus […]

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My pee got scared!

A few weeks ago, I had to take a pee test to check for drugs in my system.  No, I’m not on probation (to some of you and yours surprise, I am sure). Rather, I recently received a stellar offer to relocate to Portland and part of the company’s pre-employment screening process involves a background check […]

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Fair Trade

Poor S got conned into dog sitting again this weekend….by me…..HA!  Our friends went out of town, so we watched their obnoxious little terrier-mix, named Riley.  Okay, truthfully….Riley’s not really that obnoxious….only when the doorbell rings and he barks his head off, or he has to walk outside, on a leash and he tries to kick […]

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EFF Mary Poppins!

A few weeks ago, I watched our neighbors’ place while they were out of town for the week.  They have a cute little cat, whom I was in charge of feeding twice a day.  Not really that difficult since I have a fur farm of my own, so when they returned they were happy that […]

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That Wascaly Wabbit!

My Wednesday evenings are typically set aside for yoga and wine.  I have tried it this combination in reverse a time or two and I can honestly say that Vino and Vinyasa is not a good combination – Lululemon really should be sued for false advertising…..and not just for their see-through yoga pants either….do people […]

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Duval Ditty

Yes, this is where I live….thank the lord it’s not where I am from.  Education has been cut back so badly, that kids only go to school for half a day – this video is a testament to that.  And sadly, in the news this week, they are shutting down 6 more libraries in Duval […]

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Bubblegum Pink Uniforms!

So, as I am driving to the gym today, I see this dude in a bubblegum pink t-shirt standing right outside the jail  (no lie, but didn’t get a pic either, damn it!).  Let me back up a minute….I live downtown, about a mile away from the Springfield ‘hood.  Right. By. The. Jail.  In the morning, […]

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