Wheels down – and not a moment too soon:
Me: I am seriously being subjected to a sermon on the plane by the two people in the row behind me right now.
Mom: Southern bible thumpers?
Me: YES
Mom: Ugh
Me: Talking about how the devil is alive and well because there are “witch doctors” in South America….
Mom: I like when people just sleep
Me: I know! STFU already!
Mom: Older people?
Me: NO! Younger than me!
Mom: What??
Me: Seriously….I am so glad I am working on my “We Love Gays” campaign right now!
Mom: LOL
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