Southern “Charm”

Wheels down – and not a moment too soon:

Me: I am seriously being subjected to a sermon on the plane by the two people in the row behind me right now.

Mom: Southern bible thumpers?


Mom: Ugh

Me: Talking about how the devil is alive and well because there are “witch doctors” in South America….

Mom: I like when people just sleep

Me: I know! STFU already!

Mom: Older people?

Me: NO! Younger than me!

Mom: What??

Me: Seriously….I am so glad I am working on my “We Love Gays” campaign right now!

Mom: LOL