Bill Bailey Quote

“I am a vegetarian. I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish, aren’t they?… And pigs, cows, sheep, anything that lives near water. I’m like a postmodern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically.”

When people ask my food preference, I will tell them that I am a Postmodern-Ahimsist….doesn’t that sound fancy?!